OH MY !!.. Somebody will have to tell this guy's family that we are all out of White blood !! Maybe they could try the Tyson plant down the road? They should have plenty of blood if not, chicken s#$t will do the trick.
Brenda Johnson was a trauma nurse in Alabama. She had always been a solid citizen, good neighbor and pastor at her local church. One day paramedics wheeled in Cletus Johnson, who had just demonstrated to his 'men's group' that his daddie's gun was not loaded {he was wrong}.
Brenda, who recently was named "Employee of the Year" at the hospital due to her spotless attendance record, had an immediate life-saving choice to make. She could have asked for the correct type blood; however...she chose TO KEEP IT REAL!!!!!
"Just another crackhead from the hood-why do these young people always resort to violence??? That area is a problem-just all these white kids with no jobs, no one will hire them so they resort to drug dealing and gang bangin"
Then the guy wakes up and says. Wooooo Weeeee I will not eat pickled pigs feet after nine again. I had the craziest dream that Willards hard a E/R and I got shot after the possum pickin we had. The E/R was all them cooolerd folk. Sh!t boys I couldnt get back to sleep allll Night. Thats it for the pigs feet for me.
Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
He's jus gonna have to wait, It's our dinner break and The popeye's carry-out is here, and I like my biscuits warm. so throw another sheet on this Cracker. s
You want us to do WHAT!
ReplyDeleteHey, that's my sheet.
ReplyDeleteDon't let go that artery...don't let go, don't let go...
ReplyDeleteHate & Love, which one do you want to be?
ReplyDeleteThey told me I'd go to hell for what I've done...I assumed it would be after I died.
ReplyDelete"Do you need this one cooked up regular or spicey, extra crispy?"
ReplyDeleteM*A*S*H* MY A$$!
ReplyDeleteAffirmative action.
ReplyDeleteYou just do what you gotta do!
ReplyDeleteQuick! Stop holding pressure on that bleeder....he's got a pulse again!
ReplyDeleteVery disturbing photo.
ReplyDelete"Theres a cracker on my table"
ReplyDeleteInspirational Poster:
ReplyDeleteSTUPIDITY
Holding a KKK rally in an area where the only hospital is a Coloreds-Only One.
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And they saved his sorry butt just the same.
He is a person we do what we have to do.
ReplyDeleteWait till he finds out about the blood transfusion!
ReplyDeleteOH MY !!.. Somebody will have to tell this guy's family that we are all out of White blood !! Maybe they could try the Tyson plant down the road? They should have plenty of blood if not, chicken s#$t will do the trick.
ReplyDeleteHe came in for a sprained ankle, but we gonna do an autopsy
ReplyDeleteBrenda Johnson was a trauma nurse in Alabama. She had always been a solid citizen, good neighbor and pastor at her local church. One day paramedics wheeled in Cletus Johnson, who had just demonstrated to his 'men's group' that his daddie's gun was not loaded {he was wrong}.
ReplyDeleteBrenda, who recently was named "Employee of the Year" at the hospital due to her spotless attendance record, had an immediate life-saving choice to make. She could have asked for the correct type blood; however...she chose TO KEEP IT REAL!!!!!
"Just another crackhead from the hood-why do these young people always resort to violence??? That area is a problem-just all these white kids with no jobs, no one will hire them so they resort to drug dealing and gang bangin"
ReplyDeleteThen the guy wakes up and says. Wooooo Weeeee I will not eat pickled pigs feet after nine again. I had the craziest dream that Willards hard a E/R and I got shot after the possum pickin we had. The E/R was all them cooolerd folk. Sh!t boys I couldnt get back to sleep allll Night. Thats it for the pigs feet for me.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
ReplyDeleteHe's jus gonna have to wait, It's our dinner break and The popeye's carry-out is here, and I like my biscuits warm. so throw another sheet on this Cracker.
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I needs me a rabbit's foot, a bottle of knotty head, and some witch hazel. Git to gittin'!
ReplyDeleteFor those who do not know,"knotty head" refers to Seagrams Extra Dry Gin-LOL
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