MEXICO—A migrant caravan full of leftists desiring to enter the socialist paradise of Venezuela departed the United States Thursday and began marching toward through Mexico, stating they will demand asylum so they might experience the far better life that socialism offers.
The migrants claim they are leaving America because of its high standards of living, strong economy, and record employment numbers, and hope to find a better life in Venezuela's much more equitable system.
"Everyone there has the same quantity of possessions and food," said one marcher. "Everyone makes millions of dollars, and very few people work. It's a real paradise." The refugees have complex motivations, but the vast majority simply want to see everything socialism has to offer after suffering the amazing benefits of capitalism for too long.
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Take Obama, Hillary, Biden , Sanders, Pelosi, Schift, and others with ya
ReplyDeleteIf only it were true...I still don't see the likes of numerous celebrities that swore they would leave if Trump was elected leaving....that should tell you all you need to know.
ReplyDeleteAnd how many left, none
DeleteThis has to be fake news. Are these people really that stupid?
ReplyDeleteYou all don’t come back now you hear.
ReplyDeleteIf only...
ReplyDeleteWell...........Bye!
ReplyDeleteBy Johnny Ringo
Too bad it's not true. It's amazing how many Hate America but NEVER LEAVE.
ReplyDeleteWell...........Bye!
ReplyDeleteBy Johnny Ringo