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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

School District Arms Teachers With ‘Bucket Of Rocks’ To Defend Students From Mass Shooters

The superintendent said arming each teacher with a 5-gallon bucket of rocks is the most he can do under the current laws.

Schuylkill County, PA – A school district has announced that in its attempt to stop a possible mass shooter from killing students and teachers, every teacher will be armed with a 5-gallon bucket of rocks.

Blue Mountain School District Superintendent David Helsel told WBRE News that he believes this strategy will provide an unexpected line of defense that could take out the shooter, without him realizing what hit him.

“We’re empowering our teachers and our students to do something,” Helsel said. “They hit somebody in the head it could actually knock them out or even hit them in the temple, it could kill them.”

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5 comments:

  1. Rocks don't stop Glocks.

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  2. Yeah, bring a rock to a gunfight.

    Great Idea.

    Here's your rock, I'll take the gun.

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  3. Just when you think some people can't possibly get any dumber, there it is!

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  4. Put bars across the inside of the class room doors so no matter what they would be almost impossible to open.That would buy the students in that room time while waiting for the cops.

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  5. Saw this elsewhere. This guy is certainly genius level! Not.

    Truly sad that such a laughable response would be contemplated. How much is he going to budget for training? And inventory? And keeping students from using them?

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