Tired of taking crap from people, Ocean City Police arrested 23-year-old Kyle Smith, of Port Royal, Pennsylvania, for defecating in the street and then throwing his excrement at people passing by.
Labor Day is fast approaching and the Ocean City Police Department’s crime blotter is getting crazier by the day. I thought that the rash of tourists exposing themselves and masturbating in hotel hallways was crazy. But this story absolutely takes the cake.
The night of Thursday, August 10, was, by all accounts, a pretty typical Ocean City evening. A few disorderly conduct citations, but nothing out of the ordinary for Ocean City in the summer time.
My mama always told me that nothing good happens after 1 a.m. and that really seems to be the case in Ocean City.
Around 1:55 a.m. early that Friday morning, Ocean City Police Department officers were on a routine patrol when they noticed Kyle Smith standing on the street corner wearing nothing but his boxers. Recognizing this as out of the ordinary, police trailed Smith and, sure enough, watched as he dropped his drawers on Baltimore Avenue, exposing his genitalia to passersby. At this point, officers took the young man into custody on charges of indecent exposure. While Smith was cuffed and awaiting transport, multiple witnesses approached the officers and thanked them for taking this public menace off the street.
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White trash seaside resort attracts white trash tourists.
ReplyDeleteIf he had covered the twig and berries, would he have still been arrested?
ReplyDeleteWhat put a thought like that into a person's head?
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ReplyDeleteGuess he thought he was in San Francisco.
He was just giving out Hillary Clinton's promises.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to be used for taser practice.
ReplyDeleteNow there's a REAL FAMIY PLACE!!!!!!!!!! Bet you can't see just this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat has to be a mistake. Surely no tourist from Pa would do something like that
ReplyDeletePA - enough said!
ReplyDeleteI used to own a business in downtown O.C. and would dread the weekends. Sure, that is we made our money, but it seemed like every dirtbag in the tri-state area would show up and want to use my restrooms. Urine, feces, blood and every other bodily fluid they could excrete was left behind. Boy I am glad those days are in the rearview mirror. I avoid that place like the plague.
ReplyDeleteAugust 26, 2017 at 3:59 PM
ReplyDeleteThe city itself and other businesses are responsible for that. There is not near enough public restrooms for the crowds that show up and businesses won't allow anyone to use their bathrooms except those that are set up for customers.
So you have people urinating and whatever wherever they can. Alleys, dumpsters, beside a vehicle etc.
If nothing is provided for them to use, what are these multitudes supposed to do?
What is wrong with people? We need to go back to throwing people in the loony bin. There are lots who belong there.
ReplyDeleteWow, what a "stinker!".
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Typical p.o.s. from Pennsylvania.
ReplyDeleteWe need to go back to throwing people in the loony bin. There are lots who belong there.
ReplyDeleteAugust 26, 2017 at 5:25 PM
This country has closed most of the wacky wards. Jails are now the most popular holding spot for folks that are cray cray