KANSAS CITY, Kansas -- Just when you think you've heard it all, a Kansas man finds an unexpected way to get out of his crumbling marriage.
Lawrence Ripple, 70, pleaded guilty on Monday to charges related to a September bank robbery. According to court documents, Ripple entered the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money and saying that he had a gun.
But after the bank teller handed over several thousand dollars in cash, Ripple didn't flee the scene -- he sat down and waited for police to arrive and arrest him.
More
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
Damn, I never thought of that one. I guess that's one step up from saying, "Honey, I'm gay"
ReplyDeleteHe really wanted to get away from the old bat!!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget free health care and TV. Maybe he's got something...
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteTrading one Ball and Chain for another, friendlier version!