DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
My father's most memorable saying was, "Don't rush to get married. Why buy a cow when you can get all the milk you want for free?"
ReplyDeleteThat's the best thing he said? Wow
Delete9:15 ... so who was your Daddy - Col Parker or Vernon Presley?
DeleteWhen you say your going to do something, do it.... And do it right the first time.
ReplyDeleteAlways be 10 minutes early and stick with your good job. Treat your body like a car, get a tune up once a year.
ReplyDeleteYou got yourself in jail , now get yourself out. Washington D. C. 1959
ReplyDeletemy dad always said "i'm not drunk" when he was falling over wasted.
ReplyDeleteJust be happy in whatever you choose to do in life. He said this to me while he was dying in the hospital.
ReplyDeleteIn his fifties and divorced, he retired and moved south. After dating for several years, he said to his two sons, "Why is it, when a woman finally finds a man she likes, she tries to change him?"
ReplyDeleteAlmost 60 and he still hadn't figured that out? Somebody was on the slow train.
DeleteHe would say "Son, you treat people like you expect to be treated!"
ReplyDeleteIf you don't want something repeated, don't say it.
ReplyDeleteMy dad always said " No need you worrying and them worrying about it.....Let them do all the worrying". So true
ReplyDeleteEnvision the completion of your goals before you begin.
ReplyDeleteDon't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass! Lol! Heard that a lot!
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ReplyDeleteYou are judged by the company you keep....
"Let me kick your ass"?
ReplyDeletea stern look followed by, "Do you need a rear end alignment?"
ReplyDelete...worked every time....few alignments were actually needed
In regards to real estate..."If it looks good it's half sold."
ReplyDeleteI don't believe in looking back with regret.
ReplyDeleteiget one day older and two days dumber. thanks sjd
ReplyDelete9:15 terrible way of looking at using people.
ReplyDeleteBefore a date, he would say the following letters:
ReplyDelete"K Y P I Y P"
(Keep Your Pecker In Your Pants)
Mine was "I love you baby girl you are my sunshine" map
ReplyDelete"If you aren't 15 minutes early you are late"
ReplyDeleteSay what you mean, and mean what you say!
ReplyDeleteWork hard, play hard!
ReplyDeleteGive a black an inch, and he will take a mile. Most blacks are criminals.
ReplyDeleteNever trust a Jap. A Jew will screw you every chance he gets. Never ever trust a Muslim. Only fools vote Democrat.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
ReplyDelete"Sure,but don't tell Mom" that was always my favorite!
ReplyDeleteDad would always say about our dress,"If you dress like a cowboy; you'll act like a cowboy". Dress neat & appropriately!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was about 8 years old we had a mentally challenged fellow who lived in our neighborhood. Everyone use to make fun of him. My dad didn't get upset easily but this really upset him. He would always spend time talking to this fellow. I asked him one day why. He said, "Every living thing deserves respect, never forget that." He didn't have a lot of education but he was a very wise man and taught me many things. He died when I was 10 from cancer but I've tried to live my life as a legacy to him.
ReplyDelete"Willpower...you just need willpower".....also about being early for appointments
ReplyDeleteI worked for my father in our family business, and when I messed up, he would always support me by saying, "If you do not do anything wrong, you are not doing anything." I learned the value of that unconditional support only later in life.
ReplyDeleteThere's no such thing as a free lunch boy
ReplyDeleteSadly, nothing.
ReplyDeleteDon't do anything that would embarrass your mother
ReplyDeleteThr sooner you figure that out, the better off you're gonna be!
ReplyDeleteSon, Life is just too short to associate with arseholes.
ReplyDeleteAt 18 he said I've given you a good name and don't screw it up.
ReplyDeleteFirst heard around '95:
ReplyDelete"There will never be a woman President. Women don't trust each other enough to vote for another woman."
Died in 06, hope he was right.
This hurts me more than it hurts you...HaHaHaHaHa. "Right", not!
ReplyDeleteMy father had no "wisdom" or anything I care to remember. Gone, and forgotten.
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