An Austintown, Ohio, man with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high," according to the Austintown Police Department.
Austintown police responded to the call around 5:20 p.m. Friday, Oct. 3 and found the 22-year-old "in the fetal position." He "was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies," according to the police report.
The victim told police he could not feel his hands, but declined medical service. He told the officer he "smoked too much weed."
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do you have his address?
ReplyDeleteI want his dealers number! Lmao
ReplyDeleteSounds like he smoked too much really good weed. Everything in moderation, dude!
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