I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SURPRISE WINDFALL...
I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email from a Nigerian prince. He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!
All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!
And then I got ANOTHER email.
It's from a KENYAN prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
All I have to do is give him:
MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER,
MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION
and pay $700 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible.
Then he can make it happen!
Am I on a roll or what!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeletefunny, but sadly, horribly true...
This is priceless!
ReplyDeletei love it !
ReplyDeleteI'll trust the Nigerian first!
ReplyDeleteHey,I live in the United States and I give them 10,000 a year and they already have all that information on file.
ReplyDeleteneed to put this one on Facebook, Joe.....
ReplyDelete7:28 makes a valid point!
ReplyDeleteWhile the Nigerian Prince is unknown to me, the Kenyan Prince is a proven liar!
Thanks for making laugh so hard I spilled my coffee
ReplyDeleteThis is the true OSCAMA.
ReplyDeleteDat's a good von.
ReplyDelete& don't forget, if you can't afford the ridiculous premiums, you get a fine!!
ReplyDeleteTake from those who work to support those who won't. Hold back those who want to achieve to narrow the gap. Punish work, reward doing nothing. What's unfair about any of that?
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