The art collector

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first!"

The lawyer says, “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million!”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done…very good news indeed - you’ve just made my day! Now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”