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Sunday, January 11, 2015

Hillary Clinton Resigns as Wife of Bill Clinton in Preparation of 2016

<National Report> WASHINGTON, DC – It’s the most substantial move Hillary Clinton has made toward her bid for presidency in 2016; the US Secretary of State and former first lady resigns from her husband and 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton. The pair have been married since 1975, and it’s no secret that their marriage has faced some severe challenges over the years.

Reportedly, Hillary filed divorce papers with the Westchester County, NY Clerks Office on January 2, 2015. The reason Hillary used was “irreconcilable differences”; even penning on the forms that she requests the decree go uncontested. There has been no confirmation that Bill has received his copy of the divorce to sign.

“Being divorced from the Monica Lewinsky-White House scandal mogul should clear the way for Hillary to assemble a bullet-proof campaign,” says a staff member from the White House. “Why not have our first female President in the White House also be independent? If Bill were here again, we’re not sure what we’d call him anyway.”

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15 comments:

  1. Good for her...but I still won't vote for her!

    "What difference does it make?" she won't get elected anyway!

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    1. Millions of illegal aliens. Plus the green peacers and the FEMS with the ignorant black anything but a white man vote.....you'd be surprised!

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  2. Too bad our citizens weren't "bulletproof" when she failed them in Benghazi. She's a fraud and scam artist.

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  3. It's another ploy to gain sympathy from female voters.

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  4. Tell me, what does a person who has virtually nothing to show as a positive accomplishment as a U.S. senator, as a two-term First Lady, AND as a U.S. Secretary of State have to offer this nation?

    At this point, it DOES matter!

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  5. National Report is a satire site.

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  6. Untrue Internet "garbage"

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  7. I can here the music playing in Bill's penthouse " Ding Dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead!"

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  8. "Free at last, free at last!

    ....Bill Clinton upon hearing the news...

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  9. We have all learned our lessons on experimenting with the presidential position!
    Baaaaaaaat the sheeple will follow. Illegal criminal voters and the black caucus will again doom our country with ignorant voting!

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  10. Well Bless her little heart. About time.

    While she's fulfilled her role as Mrs. Bill Clinton that layabout hasn't held a regular job since 2000. He's been out chasing skirts and buying cigars while she had to take a job requiring constant travel.

    Now that her daughter (married to a guy who quit his job and went skiing for several months and who is the son of a convicted felon), had to quit a 600k job due to pregnancy she has become a multi-generational single mom.

    When they lost their housing in 2000, and being nearly penniless, she had to take a job in a distant state.

    So, you go girl. I'm sure praying with Revs. Jackson, Sharpton and Wright finally led you to this brave step.

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    1. Queensgirl!!!!!!! For the last time......your stupid childish and idiotic remarks aren't for here. Please reread what you just wrote.....look at a bottle of pills, and do us a favor and eat em all!

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    2. You are out of your ever loving mind!

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  11. Finally Bill may free of this witch.

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  12. This is not a serious website. It is satire.

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