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Saturday, June 07, 2014

Yo Momma So Fat...


13 comments:

  1. Yo momma is fat she cannot wear high heels because he sinks in the ground.

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  2. yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and GOT STUCK!

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  3. yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

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  4. yo mama is so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed!

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  5. Why is it always someone else's mama? Why can't it be YOUR MAMA?

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  6. Yo momma so fat I hit her with my car. She said, why didn't you go around me. I said, I didn't have enough gas!

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  7. Your mama's so fat her blood type is gravy.

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  8. Your mama's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

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  9. Your mama's so fat when she goes in the ocean the sea level rises 4 feet.

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  10. Your mama's so fat, she's taller layin' down.

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  11. Your Mommas so fat her thighs have an area code. Each!

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  12. Yo Momma so fat when she farted it blew the shed over.

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  13. Your mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.

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