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Saturday, May 10, 2014

Investment Advice LOL

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

2 comments:


  1. Is this from the Common Core Math or Reading lessons? :)

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  2. AIG CEO ... Rockefeller Son in Law.. and Father of Facebook's Mark Zuckerburg.. Like he needed a bailout ..and gave it out as bonuses ..must be nice to own the President

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