95 pound Rottweiler-Tasmanian Devil-American Staffordshire Terrier Mix
Last seen near Salisbury Zoo, eyeing the American Bison exhibit.
Used to answer to "Dentyne".
Now answers to No One.
Seen here greeting Grandma at the 2013 family picnic.
May still be trailing a 30 pound steel chain and 4 foot iron stake.
If seen, try to remain calm and absolutely still. Do not make eye
contact or the slightest sound. Do not reach for or display a cellphone.
(He has a thing about those.)
If, by some remote chance, he comes to you smiling and with
tail wagging, take him home with you. He's yours.
He hasn't worked out for us and needs a loving home.
Remember the cellphone thing.
Thanks for the explanation .For a moment I thought it was my ex wife.
ReplyDeleteHe could be what caused the Weiner mobile to go off the road!
ReplyDeleteIt could be my brother-in law
ReplyDeletehaha.
ReplyDeleteApril Fool!!
ReplyDeleteYou know that dog is "Fluffy" from next door!!
That's clearly a chupacabra!
ReplyDeleteThat's a picture of my dog when we brought the pound kitty home. Now the cat looks like that, the dog hides. Can't we all all just get along?
ReplyDeleteOr a mutated Honey Badger.
ReplyDeleteThat is the REAL MICHELLE OBAMA w/o make-up....
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