I set my beer outside on the deck so that I could save room in the refrigerator. It's so cold outside, that when I went to get a beer, I had to warm it up so that I could drink it!
I have seen colder weather. I remember back in the day when it was so cold I hollered for the kids to come in from outside and my words weren't heard till the spring thawed them out.
Democrats have their hands in their own pockets.
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ReplyDeleteit's so cold...
i have to open my frig to warm up
teenage black kids are pulling their pants up.
ReplyDeleteTheir pants fall down because they have your stuff in their pockets.
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold that Al Gore has to use 2 candles in each room to heat his house.
ReplyDeleteIts so cold, instead of hemorrhoids, you get Polaroids.
ReplyDelete9:03 WINS!
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold I actually enjoyed it when a waitress spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap.
ReplyDeletei think 7:56 wins and 9:03 is 2nd
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ReplyDeleteIT'S SO COLD THAT EVEN MEMBERS OF CONGRESS COULDN'T GET INTO A HEATED ARGUMENT.
IT'S SO COLD THAT INSTEAD
OF THE FINGER, NEW YORKERS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER THE MITTEN.
I set my beer outside on the deck so that I could save room in the refrigerator. It's so cold outside, that when I went to get a beer, I had to warm it up so that I could drink it!
ReplyDeleteanonymous 10:51, That's alcohol abuse. :-)
ReplyDeleteIts so cold the smoke froze in the chimney so I had to shoot my shotgun up the chimney to get the smoke out.
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold that if Delmarva had a mountain we could hold the Olympics here. Did you look at the 10 day highs for Sochi?
ReplyDeleteits colder than a witches tit
ReplyDeletePam Anderson was downgraded from "hot" to "tepid".Thats how cold it is.
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ReplyDeleteLots of funny comments!
I had to knit mittens and a scarf for a shivering polar bear I saw.
My wee-wee shrank
ReplyDeleteWhere is that Global Warming Al Gore...
ReplyDeleteLOL 7:44!
ReplyDeleteIts so cold Congress has their hands in their own pockets instead of ours.
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold I saw two beagles trying to jump start a rabbit!
ReplyDeleteI have seen colder weather. I remember back in the day when it was so cold I hollered for the kids to come in from outside and my words weren't heard till the spring thawed them out.
ReplyDeleteMy dog got stuck to the fire hydrant
ReplyDeleteIts so cold eskimo fathers say "Take better care of that jacket, there are freezing people on Delmarva!"
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