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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

O-bomb-o Care

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

3 comments:

  1. I'm glad to see the medical community/doctors moving away from insurance and back to the free market principal.
    If a politician can control you or something that affects you.., they will.

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  2. Now that is some funny stuff and very close to the truth!

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  3. The only thing they forgot is the HIGH sticker price.

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