Start planning all the perks and ways I can get all the things I want, now that I'm a woman. And not whine because I can't quite figure out how to go about it. Women have an extreme amount of power, if they know how to use it.
Lets see... I will have to leave my ex, then find a woman who will work 40 hours a week, take care of the kids (without any help) and also do all the cooking and cleaning like I used to....Wow that's power 2:46. Guess I better learn from those other women, Huh ?
Whew! How in the hell do you keep that clean?
ReplyDeletetake a piss and wonder how I broke it off...then scream when I wake up
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll have to start putting the toilet down.
ReplyDeleteDivorce myself.
ReplyDeleteShave!
ReplyDeleteCollect 4o years of equal pay...somebody owes me!!
ReplyDeleteStart planning all the perks and ways I can get all the things I want, now that I'm a woman. And not whine because I can't quite figure out how to go about it. Women have an extreme amount of power, if they know how to use it.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say, we have half the money and all the putangy.
ReplyDeleteLets see... I will have to leave my ex, then find a woman who will work 40 hours a week, take care of the kids (without any help) and also do all the cooking and cleaning like I used to....Wow that's power 2:46. Guess I better learn from those other women, Huh ?
ReplyDeleteProbably start cleaning....
ReplyDeletewrite an analagy on male sex drive versus female sex drive.
ReplyDeletePee!
ReplyDeleteGo shopping for shoes.
ReplyDeletePee out a campfire.
ReplyDeleteGo on dancing with the stars, wear my former gender clothes, and let the audience try to figure it out.
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I'd probably start bitchin' Thats what the rest of them do!!!
I would pee outside!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess I would pinch myself first , then look for an easy way out , probabley pills or something that don't hurt.
ReplyDeleteJumping jacks in the mirror...
ReplyDeleteBlame Obama.
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