DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
Dying should be free.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is our special "Grinch" model.
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ReplyDeleteand now a place for your mom...
ReplyDeleteDouble wide
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ReplyDeleteI know a Fat Man that would be a tight squeeze in that thing. We'd have to get 10 of us to sit on the top just to close it and lock it.
ReplyDelete"The best night's sleep you ever had"!
ReplyDeleteHere fat man, see, you won't have to be cremated after all, they do come in lard azz size!
ReplyDeleteHey,hey,hey......
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ReplyDeleteSorry Crisso, we refuse to use the Fat Man's name here.
ReplyDeleteaw come on joe that was priceless
ReplyDeleteInside the Taylor family mossoleum
ReplyDeleteLOL and roll all over the floor at "WTF?" (anonymous 9:41am)
ReplyDeleteOn sale now! Extra large! Who says you can't take it with you? Plenty of room for you and your laptop so you can continue blogs from Hell fat man!
ReplyDeleteYeah Your family member with the "gland" problem can rest in peace and we will even throw in 12 trusses for the pall bearers
ReplyDeleteLike I said before, I won't carry the SOB, or the casket, either.
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