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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Bids For White House Fence Repairs

Government solicits bids for White House Fence repairs:

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in DC: One is from Chicago , another is from Virginia and the third, is from Alabama . All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Virginia contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Alabama contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Alabama to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how government contracting works!

3 comments:

  1. The funny thing about this post is, you probably thought it was BS or a joke.

    Cut & Paste this link into your browser:

    https://www.fbo.gov/spg/DOI/NPS/APC-IS/Q3300090148/listing.html

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  2. Your link doesn't support the "joke".

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  3. Nancy cancer Pelosi at her finest.

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