Communist run papers dont usually have people that speak or spell good English. But the fact that people are being cuffed with unconstitutional executive orders. Why has there never been criminal prosecutions and prison for violating the highest laws of the land? For violating human rights?
If I had a nickel for every misplaced apostrophe I've read in my forty years on the Shore, I'd buy a really nice boat.
The best one is always going to be that professional sign painter from Somerset County (he specialized in lettering trucks) who painted the side of his work van with not just one, but two misspellings involving apostrophes.
why can't people mind their own business. I hope going forward you all keep in mind of who the snitches and crybabies are. They are not your friends. If they do it now then they will do it later. Now you can see them for who they really are.
This is a simple website where you can go and type what ever you want, and it creates an image that looks like a news paper, I pulled a gag on a friend a few years ago using it. Anybody who thinks this is really the daily times needs to take the tin foil off their head, this most certainly is not the daily times,
Clearly this is fake, They use i instead of I, they have multiple spaces between words, almost like a tab space... They use they're (they are) instead of their...
WTF!?
ReplyDeleteIs this for real?
"It was horrible said one customer. All he kept yelling was I'm breakfast bill I am the law. We will have a follow up story when we here more."
ReplyDeleteIncredible. This has to be a joke.
Proofreading is now apparently an extinct occupation ... at least for the Daily Rag ;)
ReplyDeleteCommunist run papers dont usually have people that speak or spell good English. But the fact that people are being cuffed with unconstitutional executive orders. Why has there never been criminal prosecutions and prison for violating the highest laws of the land?
ReplyDeleteFor violating human rights?
There's been a sign at Ocean CIty's Park n Ride lot for about 5 year that reads "facilities" when it should read "Facility's".
ReplyDeleteAre these clowns any relation to Kelly Rados? The deputy director of Worcester County Recreation and Parks?
ReplyDeleteThis is certainly not the Daily Times in Salisbury. The Masthead is not in the same font.
ReplyDeleteThis person's parents and teachers committed the real crime.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a nickel for every misplaced apostrophe I've read in my forty years on the Shore, I'd buy a really nice boat.
ReplyDeleteThe best one is always going to be that professional sign painter from Somerset County (he specialized in lettering trucks) who painted the side of his work van with not just one, but two misspellings involving apostrophes.
W’T’H’, ! ? You’re one sad troop’
DeleteWe can't wait for the follow-up story! Please make it the same writer, too!
ReplyDeletewhy can't people mind their own business. I hope going forward you all keep in mind of who the snitches and crybabies are. They are not your friends. If they do it now then they will do it later. Now you can see them for who they really are.
ReplyDeleteSit down seating? As opposed to stand up seating?
ReplyDeleteWhere do they find their (pay attention to the pronoun) writers and editors?
That's not the Salisbury Daily Times. Also there is no writer byline. The title font is completely different.
ReplyDeleteYeehaw!
ReplyDeleteThis is a simple website where you can go and type what ever you want, and it creates an image that looks like a news paper, I pulled a gag on a friend a few years ago using it. Anybody who thinks this is really the daily times needs to take the tin foil off their head, this most certainly is not the daily times,
ReplyDeleteThe whole story is B.S. It never happened. Matt Rados said so himself.
ReplyDeleteAPRIL FOOLS
ReplyDeleteClearly this is fake, They use i instead of I, they have multiple spaces between words, almost like a tab space... They use they're (they are) instead of their...
ReplyDeleteDid the 50 people who still read this paper, believe this story!
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