Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people's personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.
Staffers usually don't let Biden play with sharp objects, but he managed to find some safety scissors stashed behind the Metamucil in his campaign bus. Using the purple plastic scissors, he cut a large hole and then fitted the mask to his face, confident that he was protecting himself and others from the virus.
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ReplyDeleteTotal Idiot!! No Way Could he run this Country....
ReplyDeleteBiden should just follow the lead of the genius Sheila Lee Jackson and just wear the mask below his nose.
ReplyDeleteOUR NEXT PRESIDENT???? NOT!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke, right? The mask, I mean.
ReplyDeleteYes 10:44, the joke is biden
DeleteTrump circumnavigates this problem by refusing to wear a mask at all, truly setting a great example for his followers.
ReplyDeleteEither you wear one or you don't - it's still America - right? Biden just shows his stupidity that's all!
ReplyDeleteSniff Little Girl's Hair you mean !!!
ReplyDeleteHe can sniff but don't scratch !!!
ReplyDeleteHe can smell Jake the Mayor better with this mask!
ReplyDeleteI hope BIDEN senility and dementia isn't contagious.
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