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Monday, March 30, 2020

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY‼️‼️‼️

According to the CDC and The National Institutes of Health, all US citizens are encouraged to get tested for COVID-19 ASAP! New testing methods are available without having to leave your home. There is no charge and no hospital visit is necessary! All you have to do is mail a fresh, preferably warm stool sample to:

Nancy Pelosi
1236 Longworth H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20515
phone: (202) 225-4965

18 comments:

  1. If there was ever a house speaker that needed to be executed for treason. Yup

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  2. Sounds Good !!! Start Mailing Now !!! to her address !!!!

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  3. It's called Pelosi Guard !!! Poop in the box & Mail it !!!

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  4. Mines in the mail sent two to make sure...

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  5. In case she isn't in her office, send one to her home.

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  6. in carry out for her lunch

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  7. All good fun, but for those in Rio Linda. Please don’t do this. It is probably a crime. Wasting toilet paper.

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    1. Toilet paper need not be in the box

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  8. I just drink a 12 pack of Natty Boh and I’m gonna eat some Gordito’s and nachos from Taco Bell and make a fresh batch for her in the morning.

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  9. Whatever you do, don’t send any to her district. It wouldn’t have any impact. Just get lost with all the other crap on the streets there.

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  10. Too bad we can't fax or email it.

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  11. Be careful what you say. Could be arrested. It's happened before. A taste of socialism.

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  12. blah blah blah, more divisive rhetoric .
    We are American first!!

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  13. she would probably eat it

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  14. Yes yes we have a mission now and one so deserving send all ASAP.

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  15. She looks really constipated!

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  16. Stool for a Fool !!!!

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