The internet has been a wonderful invention in many ways, allowing us to learn about everything under the sun as well as connect to people around the world at any time. However, there are plenty of downsides too, one of which being some of the idiotic trends that seem to take hold. One such trend is swallowing glitter pills to make your crap sparkle. Why is this a thing?
1. A COMPANY CALLED S**T THE GLITTER IS BEHIND THE PILLS.
They sell exactly what you would imagine they sell: tiny pills filled with lots of glitter, from general multi-colored pills to holiday-themed colors and everything in between.
2. WITH A NAME LIKE THAT, IT’S CLEAR WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
While I’m assuming legal obligations force S**t The Glitter to insist that the point of the pills is to go to the toilet and then dump the glitter in so that you never ingest it, there would be a) no reason to do that and b) no reason to put the product in pill form if that was the case anyway. They’re meant to be swallowed and that’s what people are doing.
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Imagine how "sparkly" the streets of San Fransisco could be.
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Am I to assume there are no pictures?
ReplyDeleteSan Francisco streets could be paved with glitter.
ReplyDeletePut some on the Democrats > They are CRAP & will Sparkle !!!
ReplyDeleteIs there a variety that has perfume? Mine doesn't, but I friends that 'doo'.
ReplyDeleteHow special!
ReplyDeleteWhen will some idiot personality endorse this and create high end (pun) glitter made from real gold foil and diamond dust?
Maybe it'll be the rage, with gruops of friends gathering around the bowl to see one another's glittery droppings.
Don't even get started with adding glow in the dark additives to light those poops right up!
My dog ate our daughters crayons and that was colorful in the yard.
ReplyDeleteGive some to Pelosi so she can SPARKLE like the poop she is !!!
ReplyDeleteA nice fart would be hilarious
ReplyDeleteImagine how "sparkly" the streets of San Fransisco could be.
ReplyDeletelmao good one
Fluorescent glitter would make San Francisco safe to walk at nite.
ReplyDeleteThat's some gay ( happy) sh☆t!!
ReplyDeleteMayor Pete
ReplyDeletePelosi Schiff Schumer Nadler seen taking some !!!!
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