CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY
read the newspaper ad ..
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs in Florida read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you,
have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”
She started work yesterday.
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That's a funny truth
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha that is funny right there!
ReplyDeleteCrab pickers needed in Maryland.
ReplyDeleteRun Jake Day run you're going to need the job, Salisbury has had enough of you and the council's foolish spending. And don't forget you haven't got much time left to put lipstick on the town for your next festival. Main Street is still not completed or our roads, or all the barricades everywhere, and orange barrels marking road construction. And let's spike some accidents on our roundabouts, and roads like Waverly Drive and our beautiful colored sidewalks are really going to make it look like CLOWN CITY. An I hope that if you're wife gets a trial at all it occurs when you are hosting all these thousands of visitors to Salisbury. Maybe they can take a trip to the Salisbury Zoo the one we will no longer have thanks to you and the city Council. GOOD JOB CLOWN JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood job for Democrats !!!
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