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Friday, November 22, 2019

Jussie Smollett Demands Nigerian Bros And Cops Pay Him For Concocting Hate Crime Hoax

Jussie Smollett, whose ham-handed hate crime hoax led to the cancellation of Empire, thinks we're all morons.

The unemployed actor who paid his drug dealing Nigerian friends to buy MAGA hats, bleach and a rope before staging a 2am attack in "MAGA country" - also known as downtown Chicago, has demanded that the city of Chicago, the Nigerian brothers, and former police superintendent Eddie Johnson pay him for conspiring to frame him for concocting the hate crime, according to the Cook County Record.

Smollett's case case was mysteriously quashed after Michelle Obama's former Chief of Staff, Tina Tchen, leaned on Cook County top prosecutor Kim Foxx after a grand jury slapped Smollett with a 16 count indictment for lying to the police.

According to a counterclaim to a lawsuit brought by the city of Chicago, however, Smollett is the victim of a conspiracy.

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5 comments:

  1. They weren't even MAGA hats, they were just red baseball caps. Maybe he should join Cathy Griffith on her "Poor Planning, Poor Me- tour.

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  2. Blame everyone else

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  3. Michelle Obama and Smollett are from the same class NO CLASS ENTITLED.

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  4. They are both men. (map)

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  5. These lying, violent, clinically anti-social Crybaby-American baby-tantrum savages, like Crybaby-Smollett, need to be locked in cages. Then toss the cages into a river. Then somehow catapult the river itself directly into the sun.

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