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DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
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ReplyDeleteBirds of a feather flock together
ReplyDeleteI've got a little job for you.
ReplyDeleteD.Madara
Always check your spelling!
ReplyDeleteYour turn to roll it.
ReplyDeletestop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.
ReplyDeleteWhenever we would say "I wish I had..."
ReplyDeleteShe would reply with "Sh*t in one hand and wish in the other and see which hand fills up first..."
Consider the source!
ReplyDeleteif they lie they will cheat, and if they cheat they will lie.
ReplyDelete"This is the day the Lord hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Every morning at the breakfast table...
ReplyDeleteJust you wait till your Father gets home. You'll be sorry for what you did.
ReplyDelete“Gosh all fish hooks” instead of cursing.
ReplyDeleteLife is not fair and this world owes you nothing.
ReplyDeleteEat your veggies!
ReplyDelete"Your grounded!"
ReplyDeleteYou made your bed, now you sleep in it.
ReplyDeleteThe road to Hell is paved with your "good intentions."
ReplyDeleteEat what's on your plate or you can go to bed hungry.
ReplyDeleteWait until your father comes home!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't care what everyone else is doing YOUR NOT
ReplyDeleteTreat others the way you want to be treated.
ReplyDeleteyou made your bed , now lay in it
ReplyDeleteStay away from the window during the storm. You made your bed now lie in it. Don't turn your nose up you might drown if it rains
ReplyDeleteWhy do you want to marry *that* girl? Why buy a cow when you can get all the milk you want for free?
ReplyDeleteI'll show you where the wild goose goes if you don't knock it off.
ReplyDeleteWear clean underwear , in case you're in an accident .
ReplyDeletewait till your father gets home...
ReplyDelete"Everything you think about doing, I've already done it!"
ReplyDeleteOh and...."You can fool some people, but you cant fool your mama!"
Jesus Christmas, what’s your farting hurry! (She wouldn’t dare swear, but wanted my dad to slow down in the car)
ReplyDeleteJake Day is a -“&$....clown
ReplyDeleteI'm losing my religion young man.
ReplyDelete"Oh what an awful web we weave when first we practice to deceive."
ReplyDelete1. Things happen in 3's.
ReplyDelete2. Don't screw your face up like that. It might freeze that way.
Get me a whiskey or I’ll beat you.
ReplyDeleteget out!
ReplyDeleteHurry up so we can get back....
ReplyDeleteAlways wear a condom, even if the girl says she is on birth control pills.
ReplyDelete"Maybe"...anytime I wanted something that she had no intention of getting me
ReplyDelete"Whatever it is, things always work out for the best."
ReplyDeleteIf your not early, you are late.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't actually say it,but we knew she was a really good cook & we ate what she cooked or didn't get anything else.
ReplyDelete“I brought you into this world and I can take you out!”
ReplyDelete“If you don’t like it, there’s the door. Don’t let it hit you where the good Lord split you!”
If she cant use your comb, don't bring her home!
ReplyDeleteA hard head makes a soft a$$.
They dont have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
ReplyDeleteMom, I'm hungry (after just eating)...Good, now eat some air biscuits! AYCE too!
ReplyDeleteNever buy cheap shoes.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bad rat that ain't got but one hole!
ReplyDeleteI love you.
ReplyDeleteBring me a beer, you little rug rat.
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