ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”
Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.
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ReplyDeleteI am positive that I was told by Alexandria Osondro-Cortez that she had photos, and a USB drive with the info needed to put Hillary Clinton in Prison for life! She has this and wants to use it very soon. She told me and I saw the USB drive when she was bragging about it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, comey intelligence on her too
ReplyDeleteYES! I also heard that Congresswoman Omar had dirt on Hillary!
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