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Saturday, June 22, 2019

Shot In The Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes
closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault

3 comments:

  1. The time has come to regulate biscuits. Especially high capacity biscuit canisters.

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  2. And the San Diego police arrested her for unintended release of CO2 into the atmosphere.

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  3. Funniest article 😂 I have ever read. I tried reading it to my husband but couldn't because I was laughing too hard.

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