Good-hearted lawyers

Good-hearted lawyers

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Perplexed, he ordered his driver to stop & he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, you come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us also."

The other man pitifully said, "I also have a wife and six children with me!

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer replied.

They all entered the limo, no easy task even for a sizable limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "You are too kind, thanks for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "You'll really love my place, the grass is almost a foot high."

Come on . . . did you really think there was a heartwarming lawyer story?

Look at Congress -- over 300 damn lawyers!