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Thursday, May 09, 2019

BOSTON: MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS

Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.

Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door.

Authorities also believe the crime organization could be behind 55 other similar break-ins in the region.

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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 9, 2019 at 9:35 PM

    Sorry, you had me at pet door.

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  2. AnonymousMay 9, 2019 at 10:10 PM

    Megamind lol

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  3. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 12:03 AM


    Such small crimes; hope they don't get big sentences and can grow from the experience. :)

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  4. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 5:50 AM

    Maybe they will get a "reduced" sentence....

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  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 8:16 AM

    Attack of the Omploompas!

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  6. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 8:50 AM

    They would have to commit misdemeanors.............no way could they commit big crimes.

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  7. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 9:11 AM

    Bad Santa !!!

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  8. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 10:21 AM

    Seems like they came up a little short on this caper.

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  9. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 1:47 PM

    Shortys strip club.

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  10. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 4:53 PM

    One small step for mankind, one giant step for little people!

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  11. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 5:49 PM

    This crew is known to be short tempered.

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