A FEW POPULAR ADVERTISING SLOGANS & WHAT PEOPLE REALLY THINK

BURGER KING: HAVE IT YOUR WAY
(WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT SOMEONE ELSE'S WAY?)

VISA: IT'S EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BE
(TO BAD WE CAN'T AFFORD TO GET THERE)

UNITED AIRLINES: FLY THE FRIENDLY SKY
(UNTIL SKY RAGE HAPPENS)

ENERGIZER: KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING
(IF IT DID WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP BUYING AND BUYING AND BUYING)

MAXWELL HOUSE: GOOD TO THE LAST DROP
(IT ENDS? OMG!!!)

SUBWAY: EAT FRESH
(DO THEY THINK WE EAT ROTTEN?)

FEDEX: WHEN THERE'S NO TOMORROW
(THEN WHY SHIP IT?)