WHY SENIORS NEVER CHANGE THEIR PASSWORD:

WINDOWS:Please enter your new password. 

USER :Cabbage 

WINDOWS:Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. 

USER:Boiled cabbage 

WINDOWS:Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 

USER:1 boiled cabbage 

WINDOWS:Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces 

USER:50damnboiledcabbages 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character 

USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages 

WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 

USER:50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow ! 

WINDOWS:Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 

USER:ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 

WINDOWS:Sorry, that password is already in use.