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Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees

A recently published academic article examines “exosexuals’ encounters with the natural environment.”

In a new academic piece published in the journal Feminist Theory, Professor Lauran Whitworth of St. Mary’s College of Maryland defines the increasingly popular term “ecosexual.”

“1. A person that finds nature sensual, sexy. 2. A new sexual identity. 3: Person who takes the Earth as their lover,” she wrote. In another paragraph, Whitworth explains that while some environmentalists encourage the use of environmentally-friendly sex products such as fair trade condoms and chemical-free lubricants, “ecosexuals” take it a step further by encouraging sex with “nature itself.”

Whitworth includes a description of one “ecosexual” individual’s first sexual encounter with a redwood tree at Yosemite National Park.

In the spirit of carnival, ecosexuality embraces degradation and decomposition. Sprinkle describes her first encounter with redwood trees at Yosemite National Park: ‘I loved the scent of the trunk, like vanilla mixed with soil. I have a strong memory of coming across a redwood that had fallen over from a storm. I walked around off the trail and peeked at its freshly exposed roots. So soft, so sensuous, so sexy! I had to touch them.’

In a particularly bizarre portion of the piece, Whitworth writes about how defecating outside is a form of “ecosexuality.” According to her, “ecosexuality celebrates the carnal and grotesque, particularly in some of its campiest moments.”

More eco-erotica here..

10 comments:

  1. If someone mistakes any of these idiots for a deer & "accidentally" shoots them,oh well.

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  2. Don't the splinters hurt?

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  3. More acorns, just nuts.

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  4. Hey any ecosexual fruitbats want to hug a football size paper wasp nest? It's eco-sexy.

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  5. Bizarre... but what ever floats your boat.

    I guess for the impossibly small group of people that are in to this kind of kink having a green house is like owning a amusement park.

    hmmm... plants can't really "consent" can they? I mean, how would you know?

    How old should the plants be, to not be considered pedobotanicalphile?

    So many questions....

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  6. Next they will want the right to marry trees and bushes...

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  7. and parents continue to send their mush minded young adults to these miserable failing institutions of lower learning only to have emotional, spiritual midgets as professors...why waste your time and money on this is beyond me...

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