New dog cross breeds The following new cross breeds are now recognized by the Kennel Club - allegedly
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas pet.
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as mountain air.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, not a good dog.
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
You figure this one out
BullS**t, that would be Hillary in other words.
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