A guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week." Ed gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure! Why not. Where’s the vacuum?" Half an hour later, Ed comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to do the vacuuming?” Exasperated, Ed answers, “The stupid thing is broken; it won't start. We need to buy a new one.” “Really?” she says, “show me -- it worked fine the last time.” So he shows her:
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Oh my...he is NOT a representative for all Ed's in the world!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a hair dryer the same thing happened to
ReplyDeleteSounds like it's not getting a spark.
ReplyDeleteProblem is he forgot to use the choke first! Idiot!
ReplyDeleteMust be the ethanol. No small engine ever works after using that stuff.
ReplyDeleteNeeds to check for a loose connection at the "on" switch"!
ReplyDeleteFirst, check the dipstick. (Both of them.)
ReplyDeleteAnd Don't Forget To Put Your Blond Wig On !!
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