That thing will rocket tree fires to the top reason for deaths during the Christmas season. In the middle of the night, you KNOW it will burst into flames. After the fire, it will be found intact and not even charred. The angelic smile perfectly preserved. The fire investigator picks it up and a new chapter begins. I'm not joking.
A woman to look up to, you have got to be kidding me! 😁
ReplyDeleteClip her wings so she falls to where she belongs
ReplyDeleteThe hips aren't wide enough.
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiotic idea by the Brits. It would more appropriate if the Hillary figurine was hanging down from the branch.
ReplyDeleteThat thing will rocket tree fires to the top reason for deaths during the Christmas season.
ReplyDeleteIn the middle of the night, you KNOW it will burst into flames. After the fire, it will be found intact and not even charred. The angelic smile perfectly preserved. The fire investigator picks it up and a new chapter begins.
I'm not joking.
That's sacrilegious!
ReplyDeleteIn a pantsuit too. Angel of Death.
ReplyDeleteSanta got so fed up with Hillary he shoved a tree up her ***.
ReplyDeleteIf it were her choice, the figurine would depict her sitting on a throne.
ReplyDeleteHer huge butt would topple my tree.
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ReplyDeleteSatan sometimes dresses in white just to fool us.