The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.
Even attempts to strap the farmyard animal to an arm rest failed.
One shocked onlooker said the brown swine looked around five stone as it was tossed over the unidentified woman's shoulder and marched off.
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I wonder if we made pigs mandatory if it would cut down on terror attacks.
ReplyDeleteI have a rattlesnake that I depend upon for emotional support. Why can't I fly with her?
ReplyDeletePigs are actually very smart smarter than dogs just lack common social graces. Hence a PIG
ReplyDeleteWhy was it not held in cargo should never have been in the cabin?
ReplyDeleteI need an emotional support 20yr old swimsuit model to travel with.
ReplyDeleteSo can Abdul have an emotional support goat with him on a flight?
ReplyDeleteDoes a stone weigh as much as a Steinway?
ReplyDeleteIf pigs could fly.
ReplyDeleteThat is the dumbest thing I ever heard of. Who needs to be fired by the airline for this nonsense?
ReplyDeletewell she prolly just wanted to make sure there were no terrorists on her flight. smart lady!
ReplyDeleteLol. Subtle...and funny.
DeleteBacon on a leash.....DAMN good idea....somebody call JIMMY DEAN!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe pig should have left the animal home.
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