If she should happen to be a mother I bet she is one of those who wants to be FRIENDS with her children not a mother. Bet she never walked past a mirror she didn't like, by the way she dresses favorite show is Kardashians, all about me. Guess what Ma broke both ankles getting groceries da!
Mom?
ReplyDeleteDont forgot the milk!
Practicing for a circus job.
ReplyDeleteI can reach the cereal on the top shelf now
ReplyDeleteSalisbury Walmart
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to feel tall.
ReplyDeletePumpkin pie mix on sale
ReplyDeleteFashion Police!
ReplyDeleteWeeeooooo Weeeooooo
Pull over!
Dorothy! You are NOT in Kansas anymore!
ReplyDeleteRadar did it on M*A*S*H, so why can't I?
ReplyDeleteIt's Friday!
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Klinger, Baby!!
Now that's set of PLATFORM shoes !!
ReplyDelete300.00 gf experience
ReplyDeleteShe is good!
ReplyDeleteI can't even walk in my flat shoes without turning my ankle!
If it is a She!?!
DeleteIf she should happen to be a mother I bet she is one of those who wants to be FRIENDS with her children not a mother. Bet she never walked past a mirror she didn't like, by the way she dresses favorite show is Kardashians, all about me. Guess what Ma broke both ankles getting groceries da!
ReplyDeleteBack problems on the way.
ReplyDeleteShort girl strategies
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the distinct impression that she is shopping at a WalMart store?
ReplyDeleteAnd her Medicaid card will have to pay for the broken ankle.
ReplyDeleteBruce.......Bruce Jenner is that you?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, I know I've had 4 cocktails already, but does that woman have on....nahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm drunk!
ReplyDelete(snicker snicker)
America baby, you gotta love it!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHopes Jake will focus on storm water instead of selfies so she can wear regular footwear to shop!
"Thank God I have this cart to hold onto.
ReplyDeleteBroken ankle on the way......sure hope she has Obama Care.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks she is Cinderella !!!
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to be taller.
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