According to deep state’s department of brand management & optics, Atlantic division, the ever-pious Hillary Clinton wants to become a pastor – a move which is sure to bring religious rust-belt swing voters back to the blue side for any future political endeavors…
“Hillary Clinton wants to preach. That’s what she told Bill Shillady, her longtime pastor, at a recent photo shoot for his new book about the daily devotionals he sent her during the 2016 campaign. Scattered bits of reporting suggest that ministry has always been a secret dream of the two-time presidential candidate: Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.” The incident perfectly captures Clinton’s long campaign to modulate—and sometimes obscure—expressions of her faith.” –The Atlantic
Because what better way to make people forget about a massive pay-for-play scheme, raping Haiti, and a bitchy image than God?
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Spirit cooks, which is human murder and eating of the bodies, right?
ReplyDeleteNice religion, Hil.
I'll pass.
ReplyDelete'Wipe away sins. Like with a cloth?'
So in 1994, in the WH near the peak of things there she felt a calling? But managed to subordinate it through two Senate campaigns and two Presidential runs?
Just think, if she'd opted for the ministry, instead of 33,000 emails about her kid's wedding she could have officiated at the ceremony!
Instead it fell to the irreverent Slick Willy to preside at the wedding of Huma and Weiner!
She must have found Obama's stash!
This woman is going to snap and I hope she is not alone at the time. Gob bless this misguided dole
ReplyDeleteshe will do anything to get a vote, She thinks this will bring Christian vote she is BSC - Bat Shit Crazy.
ReplyDeleteLet's see if we have it correctly murderer, traitor, Clinton Foundation (misappropriation of funds) yeah has a ring of her truth.
ReplyDeleteShe is attempting to repent and pray Mueller will not bring in her, her family, friends and business dealings with Russia involvement into the "Russian Collusion" investigation and if he does for no prosecution / prison time. Another con job.
ReplyDeleteHillary doesn't have any core Christian beliefs. Would be like the blind leading the blind. 'The church of what's happening now'...joke at best.
ReplyDeleteWhere else is easier to steal from your people and not pay any taxes on anything? That must have been "JOKE OF THE DAY" that a person as corrupt as her wants to preach. She already preaches all the lies she can come up with.
ReplyDeleteIf she proves to proficient in her theological efforts enough to save Bill Clinton from Hell then even as a republican I'd vote for her. P.S. I'm safe!!!!
ReplyDeleteBob Aswell....Realist
She's only about the money and that's
ReplyDeletea good way to get more.