A MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, 

"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and

rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged,

full-breasted women, and hunted and fished 
and
raced cars, and went to titty bars and

dated ladies half his age 
 
and
drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and

never heard bitching 
 
and
never paid child support or alimony, and

dated cheerleaders and  
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and

potato chips and beans, and  
blew enormous farts, and

never got cheated on while he was at work, 
 
and
all his friends and family thought

he was friggin' cool as hell, 
 
and
he had tons of money in the bank, and

left the toilet seat up.

The End.