Nice to know that the Animal Complaint stays at its normal AVERAGE number of 19. The phone respondent (the one who actually answers the calls) must enjoy when grandma submits her daily call about a raccoon on her property, when its her own striped cat!!
(a very light sarcasm given the atrocious stories on recent rapes in the area).
Thanks Joe for your continued TRUE selfless service with providing us accurate news and information here on the shore!!!
Nice to know that the Animal Complaint stays at its normal AVERAGE number of 19. The phone respondent (the one who actually answers the calls) must enjoy when grandma submits her daily call about a raccoon on her property, when its her own striped cat!!
ReplyDelete(a very light sarcasm given the atrocious stories on recent rapes in the area).
Thanks Joe for your continued TRUE selfless service with providing us accurate news and information here on the shore!!!
This is because it is not Rape, it is women playing hard to get. Just ask the Chief.
ReplyDeleteduncan aint hard to get, all you need is a donut!
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