More Tales from the Far Left

ALERT FROM MEXICO CITY: Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has created havoc all over Mexico when last night, he went to a local cantina and dared to order a margarita with NO SALT.

Even though Sec. Tillerson claims its because he's watching his sodium intake on his wife's orders, many Democrats on the Hill question his 'real' motives for such a truculent move against Mexico by the Trump Administration.

Could it be some veiled reference to the Cold War or something more sinister?

Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi states, "This can only be seen as an affront to the Chinese..."

Pelosi continues, "This could incite riots all over Italy just like Bush did in the Ukraine last week when he talked about their migrant issues!"

Pelosi and Chuck Schumer have called for a full investigation on this salacious event and demand a Congressional Oversight Hearing immediately.

CNN and MSNBC immediately dispatched reporters to cover this outrageous event as many in Congress are utterly appalled!

More lies to come at 5, 6 and 11...