This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard, I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home.
She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a good house.
Call day or night.
Does she have any teeth, how many and does she put them in a glass on the night stand?
ReplyDeleteI'll take the wife, keep the dog.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!
ReplyDeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteYou had me.....I wanted the dog at first glance.
ReplyDeleteThrow in a boat and trailer and I'll give it some thought.
ReplyDeleteThat was a nice lift for a Wednesday morning, or any morning. good humor.
ReplyDeleteA comedian always needs a straight man to set up the joke. Thanks Joe.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was ready to adopt the dog!
ReplyDeleteBeen even funnier if shepherd had been spelled correctly :-)
ReplyDeleteJoe and I don't usually work this closely together, but I couldn't resist taking the bait. It was fun being the first to see the joke and to comment. I'm glad others enjoyed the solicited response.
ReplyDeleteI could use her, but I have a dog, too.
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