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It would go like this:
ReplyDeleteWith my outside voice, "Uh - ohhhhh HELL NO!" Out..OUT OUT OUT!
Get out❗️❗️❗️
ReplyDeleteHey honey bring me the magnets off the refrigerator.
ReplyDeleteGET OUT NOW!
ReplyDeletePITIFUL
ReplyDeleteThis falls under that all time favorite "NOT AS LONG AS YOU ARE LIVING IN MY HOUSE"
ReplyDeleteCould be worse
ReplyDeleteI would say "thank goodness I don't have a daughter"
ReplyDeleteThis is beyond pitiful, sick!
Your not my daughter anymore!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter wouldn't bring that idiot home.
ReplyDelete"Hi excuse me while I dial 911...Hello, 911, Yes I want to report a terrible accident at this address, a young man has just come here and said he has gotten his face slammed by a garbage compactor and it has also affected his head, he can't think straight, he thinks everything is okay...yes he is barely conscious but very confused, please hurry". (After the phone call I knock the punk out and wait for the paramedics, and oh yes I threaten to take the daughter's I-phone if she says one thing to the contrary). But thats just me.
ReplyDelete"Here Spot. Come on boy. Good dog!" Hopefully they would both be totally embarrassed!
ReplyDeleteLets put a chain through those holes and hook it to the tracter after dinner.
ReplyDeletebuh bah
ReplyDeleteMy daughter wouldn't bring him home either.
ReplyDeleteDid his parents get charged with child abuse? Who in thier right mind seeks such utter stupity. I can't wait to see these millenniums. When they are in their fifties and sixties. These tattoos on every inch of their bodies and piercings will be pretty ugly at that age
ReplyDeleteI would say hello. what is wrong with you guys just because this kid doesn't look like you doesn't mean he doesn't have a good heart
ReplyDeleteHe may have a good heart Unknown but the reality is it takes more then just a good heart to be a productive contributing self sufficient member of society. People like him tend to only be able to gain limited employment thereby becoming burdens on tax payers.
ReplyDeleteHe could get a job as an oddity at the carnival.
ReplyDeleteHit the road Jack and take my daughter with you.
ReplyDeleteLOL 5:31 but even carnivals don't have the freak shows anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe door would shut between my daughter and him. Self torture for attention + a sick mind.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you two meet and young man where do you work? If his response is the circus, or I don't work, then it's Bye, you have called on the wrong girl.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet I could weld a permanent Hannibal Lecter mask on him.
ReplyDeletelooks like the he swallowed a rubric cube
ReplyDeleteYou should both check into rehab.
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ReplyDeletePretty good bet if they fall in love that they won't be flying to a honeymoon. He'd never clear security!
you say get him the hell out of my house. it is my house!
ReplyDeleteI loved the "could be worse" comment.
ReplyDeleteBring some extra napkins to the table, please, Dear.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you. Yes, I'll get over the whistling.
ReplyDeleteI would send her to her room. And, tell this person to get out of my home.
ReplyDeleteHe's welcome to come in after he goes through the metal detector without setting it off.
ReplyDeleteHe's cut his risk of sleep apnea by 99%.
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