The United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, and people are going nuts.
But what if American states did the same? There’s “Texit,” of course, and below are 49 other suggestions for state independence referendum names.
- ByeByeBama
- AlaskOut
- Arizohno
- Arkancyanever
- CaliFU
- Coloradieu
- Connecti-CUT
- DelaWe’reGone
- Flo-Riddance
- GorgeousGetAway
- Hawamihere (H/T KGW)
- IdaGottaGo
- Illinomore
- OUTdiana
- Iowon’t
- Kansescape
- Kentuckandroll
- LouisiOUTA
- NoReMaine
- MaryLeave
- Massachudonthavetogohomebutyoucantstayhere
- Michigone
- MinnesOUTa
- MissisSeeYa
- Mizzout
- MontanaIRanOutOfIdeasAndNeedHelp
- Nebraskedaddle (H/T @ZackBrownCA)
- Nevamanos
- New DamnSureI’mLeaving
- New Journey
- New M-exit-o
- New Yorkescape
- North Carolater
- North DaGOta
- OhByeO
- Oklalater
- Oregone
- Pennsylvanyescape
- Rhode Outland
- South Carolater
- South DaGOta
- Tennessee-ya later
- Texit
- Deserexit
- Vamoose-mont
- Virginia is for Leavers
- Washing-MyHandsOfThis
- Wexit Virginia
- Wiscon-sayonara
- Wyo-going
Maybe you’ll hate it. Maybe you won’t!
Let us know in the comments below, and feel free to add your own.
May think this is a joke, but Texas is seriously entertaining secession if Clinton wins. They've got the cash and infrastructure to cut off the rest of the USA and I can't say I'm that opposed. Hell, I'll probably start looking for jobs in Texas if they do!
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