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Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his old cronies.
I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me.
He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he's always telling me he knows that I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and ugly face turn him off!
Should I clobber him with my frying pan or should I leave him, Abby ?
Your advice would be appreciated

Mad as Hell
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Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember .......you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!

9 comments:

  1. a lot of truth in this

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  2. Ha, ha, this is good.

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  3. She won't take the advice, she just keeps putting up with it because power to her is the ultimate goal.

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  4. Everyone needs to do like Bill, Anyone but Hitler-y.

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  5. And Trump suggests she has the advantage because of a woman's card. That's laughable. This is more like what a lot of people think of women in general including some women think like this.

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  6. Very stupid...surely you have more important issues to deal with. Why don't you report on the Harvard guy who raped that girl and his dad who thinks he shouldn't be punished. Now that's what you call "white privilege." If it was a black man people would be outraged and ready to put him away for life.

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    1. Climb back under your ebt card.

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    2. I don't need one but maybe you should get one.

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