How Marco Rubio took $50,000 and voted to deregulate a sleazey businessman who cashed in on cocaine and AIDS
The GOP has been on a crazy bender for more than half a century, but even many party officials can see that Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are too unhinged for the American people to swallow. Hence, Marco Rubio — who’s no genius but can appear on TV without terrifying a majority of the civilian population — was thrust forward in Iowa by GOP puppeteers as a last-gasp effort to save the party from flat out lunacy.
And it worked. Mr. Rubio finished third in Iowa with 23 percent of the vote, thereby prompting an outpouring of support from Wall Street. He was poised for takeoff in New Hampshire, but to his handlers’ horror he repeated his lines at a key debate like a terrified Bar Mitzvah boy practicing in front of the mirror before tripping on the stage stairs, and was mercilessly pillaged by then-candidate Chris Christie, who said, “There it is everybody. The 25-second memorized speech.”
But Mr. Rubio rebounded in South Carolina and came in second in Nevada, and at this point he’s pretty much the last of the chip-implanted Manchurian Candidates that the GOP establishment can use in their quest to derail Trump.There are just a few small problems.
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Once again, this story is beginning to get some real traction out on the political circuit. Look to the next debate for this stuff to come about through rebuttals. Word on the street is, this also provides more amo for Trump when he gets attacked by the two jackals on stage.
ReplyDeleteThose who live in glass houses........
Another interesting factoid about Mr. Rubio. He's been absent 15% of the time. He's miss so many votes, he has the worse record. He's ripping Florida off and then expects them to vote for him again?
ReplyDeleteHe entered Senate with Tea Party anointment and then turns around, screwing his state with Gang of 8. It's crazy. He betrays his electorate and then expects them to vote for him again. He must be doing drugs - that would be the only explanation.
Sketchy business, extramarital affairs, absenteeism and who knows what else! This is suppose to be the best choice?
ReplyDelete"...too unhinged for the American people to swallow."
ReplyDeleteSomeone better hurry up and tell all those American voters who keep showing up for them, huh?