Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people. For the nexteleveen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, sharing your poverty and needs.
How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given me just enough for us to scrape by.
During these difficult times, we had to cut back. When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. And, I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So I now pay her $3,000,000 a year to run the 'Foundation'.
So, as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then, when the time for the royal election (Coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama’s policies, and we can all live happily ever after.
Your Queen-in-Waiting,
Hilarity Rodham Clinton
A pretender to the throne.
ReplyDeleteYou have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be a lie so spare me, what size jump suit please ??
ReplyDeleteThis is just great, so funny, and so close to the truth it's scary.
ReplyDelete10:31 nailed it!
ReplyDeleteSo, what's so new about a bunch of lying, thieving, cheating, stealing, back room dealing, bribe taking, treasonous, pedophilic, alcoholic millionaires telling "we, the people" how to live while they violate every rule and law THEY have imposed on US.
ReplyDeleteTwo sets of laws.
They know you know it and see it.
Actually, they know you very well.
They just don't give a crap about what you think. About anything.
They DO count on you to deliver your #1 product -- blind loyalty.
(45% STILL think Hillary would be a good president)
Keep cheering.
Black a front tooth out and that smile is identical to alfred e newman on front of mad magazine.
ReplyDeleteYes 1:16, it's that 45% that continue to vote for people like her and the fact that they multiply. Scary...
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