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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Police: Woman arrested after fighting with husband who wouldn't stop farting

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (WPEC) - A woman is facing a charge of battery for fighting with her husband who couldn't stop passing gas.

Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.

The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a split lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.

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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 6:52 AM

    OMG , don't let my wife read this.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 7:29 AM

    Claasy,classy!!! I wonder if they voted for Obama? ? Haha.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Would what she fed him have anything to do with his gaseous eruptions?

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  4. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 10:22 AM

    That story is such a GAS!

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  5. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    You get out what you put in.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 10:49 AM

    Beano!

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  7. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 12:09 PM

    If passing gas was a crime; I'd get life in prison!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 2:44 PM

    black gas matters

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  9. AnonymousDecember 24, 2015 at 8:35 PM

    Did she get confused and have the state of the union address on instead?

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