BREAKING NEWS: Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle sentenced to more than 15 years in prison
The former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced Thursday to more than 15 years in prison for trading in child pornography and having sex with underage prostitutes.
I guess he will become someone's prom date in prison!
ReplyDeleteHe will become someone's "little girl"
Now the only submarine sandwiches he'll see will be made from hot dog rolls and cheap bologna.
ReplyDeleteSpent his whole life trying to get into smaller pants
ReplyDeleteSpent his whole life trying to get into smaller pants
ReplyDeletethats a funny line, well played
Hey Jared, 6" or 12"
ReplyDeleteNothing funny about this to me. Just glad he got sentenced.
ReplyDeleteVery sad
ReplyDeleteOk woop dee doo lets move on with our lives
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