Is there anything really wrong with being called a Maryland redneck? Sure, every state has them. While they might be defined with a different criteria in other states, there’s plenty of them all over the upper midwest.
I mean, you guys have more guns than kids.
Wait. What is a redneck anyways? Well, according to the official bible of literature, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, a redneck is:
“A white person who lives in a small town or in the country especially in the southern U.S., who typically has a working-class job, and who is seen by others as being uneducated and having opinions and attitudes that are offensive.”
Plus, we thought why not add in a few stereotypes? Cause, you know, rednecks like to hunt, fish, drink, smoke and shoot things. And shop at Walmart.
Using that criteria, it’s not hard to scrape the internet, run some scientific data on where the most members of the Maryland redneck family tree most likely live. Most of these places probably won’t surprise you.
Because, the data never lies, does it?
So, hold our beers and watch this. After analyzing all cities with a decent amount of people in them, we came up with this list as The Most Redneck Cities in Maryland:
- Edgewater
- Shady Side
- Frostburg
- Grasonville
- Deale
- Pocomoke City
- Berlin
- Huntingtown
- Lexington Park
- (tie) Taneytown and Oakland
Read on below to see where your town ranked.
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Are people in India writing these pieces to get web traffic? These things are so far off it is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSalisbury makes the list for most dangerous, but not for having rednecks? Where is Pittsville and Parsonsburg and Willards@!!
The bury is Thugneck.
ReplyDeleteI bet the mayor paid to keep. The bury off the list.
ReplyDeleteOf course I am older than the current version of "Redneck",mas I know the definition of redneck back when it was coined.
ReplyDeleteA redneck is anyone who has a job requiring him to be outdoors all day with his neck from the T-shirt up exposed to the sun, thence making his neck reddish brown.
As a result of having to work very hard out in the elements every day no matter what they may be, sunny or rainy, rednecks, who did not name themselves, btw, had little respect for hippies, girly boys, office people and the like, so they were named "Rednecks" and given the negative attributed that hippies gave them. They really didn't give a crap what they thought of them, though, and wound up going back to work the next day.
Now you know that this list is based on fantasy.
A redneck is a term for people who worked hunched over allowing the sun to burn their necks...Rednecks built America.
ReplyDeleteYou cannot call Berlin redneck.
ReplyDeletetry Princess Anne, Willards, or Deal Island.
ReplyDeletePay a visit to Southern or far Western Maryland and you will find out that the folks on the shore are only pinknecks in comparison.
ReplyDelete7:22-The post clearly stated cities,not arm pits.
ReplyDeleteNo Snow Hill..wow..bogus
ReplyDeleteI was thinking - Hebron!!!
ReplyDeleteMardela ...all of Dorchester and Caroline They should state the differences between rednecks..country people and then just plain white trash. Just cause your one doesnt necessarily mean your the other
ReplyDeleteYou have "Rednecks", and you have "Country Folks", then you have the "Inbred Eastern Shore Folks". Many prominent local families have married their 1st. cousins, nieces and nephews, grand children, to keep the money in the family.
ReplyDeleteI divorced my wife, but the Judge said we were still brother and sister. LOL!!!